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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 00:08

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.